census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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