I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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