bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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