is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Shame - the story of my life.
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