Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Randomize
