we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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