READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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