farters have to be the big spoon...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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