He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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