I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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