If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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