There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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