So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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