Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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