i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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