I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
This is not my ceiling
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Randomize
