Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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