Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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