i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wish you could order shots online.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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