O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Do vagina's smell?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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