This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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