i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Randomize
