I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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