It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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