Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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