i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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