You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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