yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I looked at my own cervix.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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