it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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