I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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