That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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