I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Do vagina's smell?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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