All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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