You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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