I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
