Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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