white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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