I should be sponsored by Trojan
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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