New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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