He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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