i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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