he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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