he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
All the doctor said was why
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