You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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