okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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