fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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