So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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