did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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