so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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