i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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