Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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