i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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