Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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