he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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