this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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